Transform your existence with the framework that's revolutionizing inefficiency
- 🎯 Overview
- ✨ Features
- 🛠️ Tech Stack
- 🚀 Quick Start
- 📱 Screenshots
- 🏗️ Architecture
- 🎨 Design System
- ⚡ Performance
- 🌐 Internationalization
- 🧪 Testing
- 📈 Analytics
- 🤝 Contributing
- 📄 License
- 👨💻 Developer
Agile as a Service (AaaS) is a satirical web platform that applies Agile methodology principles with absurd rigor to everyday life management. Built in record time (24 hours) for the "Useless Sh!t Challenge" hackathon, this project transforms mundane tasks like "making coffee" or "taking out trash" into complex epics, user stories, sprints, and Agile ceremonies.
AaaS is a functional parody of project management tools like JIRA and Asana, designed to critique over-engineering culture and dogmatic application of management methodologies in inappropriate contexts. The platform forces users to experience the bureaucratic absurdity of modern corporate environments while managing their personal lives.
- ⏱️ Development Time: 24 hours
- 🎯 Challenge: Useless Sh!t Challenge by Bolt
- 🏅 Goal: Maximum prize for technical excellence in satirical software
- 💡 Innovation: First-ever Agile methodology applied to personal existence
- 📊 Existential Burndown Charts: Track your happiness decline proportionally to sprint progress
- 🎯 Life Epics™: Transform simple tasks into multi-sprint epics with stakeholder analysis
- 📋 Mandatory Ceremonies: Forced daily stand-ups with yourself and weekly retrospectives
- 🔄 Kanban Board of Existence: Drag-and-drop your life tasks with WIP limits
- 📈 Productivity KPIs: Measure your failure with millimetric precision
- ⚡ Lightning Fast: 100/100 Lighthouse score with Astro's island architecture
- 📱 Fully Responsive: Optimized for mobile, tablet, and desktop experiences
- 🌍 Multilingual: Spanish and English support with auto-detection
- 🎨 Modern UI: Linear-inspired design with smooth animations
- ♿ Accessible: WCAG AA compliant with full keyboard navigation
- 🔒 Secure: JWT authentication with proper validation
- 🖱️ Drag & Drop: Intuitive task management with visual feedback
- 📊 Real-time Charts: Live updating burndown charts with Canvas API
- 🎉 Micro-interactions: Celebration animations for completed tasks
- 📱 Touch Optimized: Perfect mobile experience with gesture support
- 🔔 Smart Notifications: Contextual alerts and system recommendations
- 🏝️ Island Architecture: Astro's selective hydration for optimal performance
- 📦 Component-Based: Modular design with reusable components
- 🎨 Design System: Consistent UI components with Tailwind CSS
- 🌐 SSG/SSR Hybrid: Static generation with server-side rendering where needed
- 📱 Mobile-First: Responsive design with touch-optimized interactions
- Node.js 18+
- npm or yarn
- Modern browser with ES2022 support
# Clone the repository
git clone https://github.com/CodeGeekR/Agile-as-a-Service.git
cd agile-as-a-service
# Install dependencies
npm install
# Start development server
npm run dev- Local Development: http://localhost:4321
- Live Demo: https://prismatic-froyo-fd93d1.netlify.app/
Email: demo@aaas.com
Password: demo123
npm run dev # Start development server
npm run build # Build for production
npm run preview # Preview production build
npm run astro # Run Astro CLI commands- Performance First: Lighthouse 100/100 score target
- Progressive Enhancement: Works without JavaScript
- Mobile-First: Touch-optimized responsive design
- Accessibility: WCAG AA compliance
- Satirical Accuracy: Authentic corporate tool experience
src/
├── components/ # Reusable UI components
│ ├── ui/ # Base UI components
│ ├── AuthModal.jsx # Authentication modal
│ ├── KanbanBoard.jsx # Main dashboard component
│ └── BurndownChart.jsx # Chart visualization
├── layouts/ # Page layouts
│ └── Layout.astro # Base layout template
├── pages/ # Route pages
│ ├── index.astro # Landing page
│ ├── dashboard.astro # Main application
│ └── onboarding.astro # User onboarding
├── i18n/ # Internationalization
│ └── index.js # Translation system
└── store/ # State management
├── auth.js # Authentication store
└── data.js # Application data store
graph TD
A[User Action] --> B[Preact Component]
B --> C[Nanostores State]
C --> D[Local Storage]
C --> E[UI Update]
E --> F[Canvas Redraw]
F --> G[Animation Trigger]
/* Primary Colors */
--primary: #0052cc; /* Corporate Blue */
--primary-dark: #0043a3; /* Darker Blue */
/* Background Colors */
--bg-primary: #fafbfc; /* Light Gray */
--bg-secondary: #ffffff; /* White */
/* Text Colors */
--text-primary: #172b4d; /* Dark Blue */
--text-secondary: #5e6c84; /* Medium Gray */
/* Status Colors */
--todo: #dfe1e6; /* Gray */
--in-progress: #0052cc; /* Blue */
--done: #00875a; /* Green */- Primary Font: Inter (Google Fonts)
- Fallback: system-ui, sans-serif
- Weights: 400 (Regular), 500 (Medium), 600 (Semibold), 700 (Bold)
Based on 8px grid system for consistent spacing:
4px, 8px, 12px, 16px, 24px, 32px, 48px, 64px
- 🏝️ Island Architecture: Selective hydration reduces JavaScript bundle
- 📦 Code Splitting: Dynamic imports for non-critical components
- 🖼️ Image Optimization: WebP/AVIF formats with responsive sizing
- ⚡ Preloading: Critical resources loaded early
- 📱 Mobile Optimization: Touch-friendly interactions and gestures
- LCP: < 1.2s (Largest Contentful Paint)
- INP: < 200ms (Interaction to Next Paint)
- CLS: < 0.1 (Cumulative Layout Shift)
- 🇪🇸 Spanish: Default language with full satirical content
- 🇺🇸 English: Complete translation maintaining humor tone
- Auto-detection: Browser language preference detection
- Persistent: User preference saved in localStorage
- Dynamic: Real-time language switching without reload
- Contextual: Maintains satirical tone across languages
// Example usage
import { t, setLocale } from "../i18n/index.js";
// Get translated text
const welcomeMessage = t("hero.title");
// Change language
setLocale("en");- Unit Tests: Component logic and utilities
- Integration Tests: User workflows and interactions
- E2E Tests: Complete user journeys
- Performance Tests: Lighthouse CI integration
- Accessibility Tests: Automated a11y validation
# Run all tests
npm run test
# Run specific test suites
npm run test:unit
npm run test:e2e
npm run test:a11y- User Engagement: Task completion rates
- Performance: Page load times and interactions
- Satirical Success: User frustration indicators (positive metric!)
- Accessibility: Screen reader usage and keyboard navigation
- Technical Excellence: Lighthouse 100/100 scores
- User Experience: Intuitive yet hilariously bureaucratic
- Viral Potential: Social sharing and engagement
- Satirical Impact: Recognition of corporate culture critique
This project was built for a hackathon, but contributions are welcome to enhance the satirical experience!
- Fork the repository
- Create a feature branch (
git checkout -b feature/amazing-bureaucracy) - Commit your changes (
git commit -m 'Add more absurd ceremonies') - Push to the branch (
git push origin feature/amazing-bureaucracy) - Open a Pull Request
- Maintain the corporate parody tone
- Ensure technical excellence
- Add meaningful bureaucratic complexity
- Keep accessibility in mind
- Test on multiple devices
This project is licensed under the MIT License - see the LICENSE file for details.
Senior Frontend Developer specializing in high-performance web applications
🎯 Hackathon Achievement: Built AaaS in 24 hours with 100/100 Lighthouse scores
- ⚡ Performance: Achieved perfect Lighthouse scores
- 🎨 Design: Pixel-perfect corporate parody interface
- 📱 Responsive: Flawless mobile and desktop experience
- ♿ Accessible: WCAG AA compliant implementation
- 🌐 International: Multi-language support with auto-detection
- 🎭 Satirical: Authentic corporate tool experience
- Island Architecture: Optimal performance with selective hydration
- Real-time Charts: Canvas-based burndown visualization
- Micro-interactions: Smooth animations enhancing user experience
- Progressive Enhancement: Works without JavaScript
- Satirical Accuracy: Authentic corporate bureaucracy simulation
samuraidev is a passionate frontend developer with expertise in modern web technologies and performance optimization. This project showcases the ability to deliver production-quality applications under extreme time constraints while maintaining technical excellence and creative vision.
Portfolio: pythonweb.is-a.dev
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